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Bus timetables,

Race event fixtures,
Market day schedule
and one man
in a small Town
in Lancashire,
Hill walking invites

there,

Only more excitement

encourages him

Where the sheep don’t

Climb,

Select wine and a

choice to dine,

let Archibald choose

other climbs

to explore his ambition,

beyond the village green

and father Seymour

who’d seen it all,

Archibald was frankly bored

and couldn’t offload

to Seymour anymore,

he took sanctuary

in wearing Vivian Westwood,

till the cows came home.